It's a map, of sorts, without all the messy lines.

FAQ

1) Why a blog?
-Because people seem to think I'm funny. It'd be a crime to keep that from the world.

2) Are you really in nursing school?
- Yes.

3) Why?
- Because I got my first college degree in biology, but it was an arts degree. How I managed that I have no idea, but there you go. Since an arts degree in a science is fairly useless, and since I do have a creepy obsession with the medical field, nursing was a logical choice.

4) Do you consider yourself a writer?
- For a given value of writer, yes.

5) How did you feel about Seth Rogen's performance in The Green Hornet?
- Very positively.

6) What do you want to be when you grow up?
- A female version of Terry Pratchett, although without the beard. That cowboy hat is boss, though.

7) Is this your first blog?
- No. And you can't see the other one.

8) What is your social security number?
- I am the only American without one, as the government chose to strike my birth from the record to avoid trouble later on.